The person who invented these is a genius and deserves a statue and a warm sudsy soak in his/her honor. I’m sad, though, because my grandmother would have love-love-loved one.
I wanted to make sure Austin knew how much I will appreciate one in my future.
“Hey, Austin, come look at this commercial.”
“And?”
“I want one of those in my wing when I move in with you in my old age.”
“You know where they have those? In nursing homes.”
“Not in the nursing homes I’ll be able to afford.”
“Well, you have a point. They do require indoor plumbing.”
“Thanks. I took care of your first eighteen years. You should take care of my last eighteen.”
“Eighteen? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You need to make sure you go quickly.”
“When do you leave for school?”
“Not soon enough, not soon enough.”